We've heard it all now... I hope!

Today Ma babysat Brenley and while here she cleaned the whole house, including the floors! (Thank you, Ma!)
When I got home from school, I brought home supper and as we were eating, Kyle said,

"Look, Verna, Piseag is ruining your clean floor!"

Miss Brenley proceeds to stop eating supper all together and heads out to investigate Piseag's mess. She walks over to the edge of the hardwood and looks:

"Holy Jesus...Piseag is making a mess on your clean floor, Ma!"

Good Lord. Just as it would sound coming out of Ma's mouth.

Nothing is sacred anymore!