If I could turn back time...

As Brenley laid in bed tonight, she said to us, 

"I wish I had a time machine..."

Kyle:

 "Why?! To go forward in time or backward in time?"

Bren: "Backward... Back to the day I was born..."

Kyle: 

"Why?"

"Cuz it was the best day of your lives...." (with a sheepish grin)

Little pompous arse 

Have to share this "charming" story...

So, after dance class this evening, Brenley pipes up from the backseat,

"Can I tell you the most disgusting thing in my life that happened today?"

"Sure, I guess."

"Well, we were in class today and P. [the little guy who sits behind her] and I were playing this game where we pretend to give one another high fives. So, I pretended to lick my hand to give him a high five. Then he actually licked his and gave me one! It was disgusting!... THEN... I licked my other hand and asked him if he could see the sparkles... and he said to me, 'No. I don't, but I do see them in your eyes.' It was the grossest thing EVER in my life. I thought I was going to gag right there!"

[Parental note: aside from the fact that I almost died from the hand licking -- GAG -- I then almost died from laughter. Smooth one, kid. Cassanova!]