Job prospects dashed :(

So, we were having a discussion with Madden about his future plans. (It had to do with eating boiled eggs... that's how random conversations can be in this house.)

Brenley tells him that if he wants to be a hockey player or professional golfer or a hunter he has to learn to eat better. (Blackmail at its finest, folks...)

Brenley asked if you could make a living at being a hunter. When Kyle said yes, Madden retorted, "Well, I'm gonna be a professional hunter then!"

Without skipping a beat, Brenley remarks,

"HUH?! You?! Professional hunter? You can't even aim at the toilet without missing!"

Sports & Undergarments...

Kyle & Brenley going through her dresser sorting clothes:

Kyle: "What the hell is that?!?!"
Brenley: "A tank top with a bra built in it."
K: "A BRA?!?!?"
B: "Well, it's more of a sports bra..."
K: "What's the sport? Searching for boobs?!"

Maybe she needs some soap in her mouth?!?!?

A Dawn detergent commercial comes on TV. Brenley as sharp as ever looks over at me and, in her words, (Little Miss Tongue in Cheek) she says,

 "I don't know why they don't call that 'Kyle' because mom's not that good to clean!"

Then this was on the counter the next morning...